Grandma Is An Artist, Bitch!

While it may seem like Grandma does nothing but play video games all day, she really does have other hobbies. Really. When she isn't plugging away at the latest console deathmatch, she reads, she goes outside, she goes shopping, she plays bingo, she paints. When I mentioned art, a few of you e-mailed us stating "pony-up, yo! Let's see her shit!" All right, dog' I shows you the motherfucka:Grandma is in a ceramics phase right now, buying up greenware like Vesuvius is about to blow and archeologists will need to find what a very tiny person in Ohio would look like. She's not bad, but her gaming temper carries over when "Autumn Sky Red" accidentally gets on the "Snowy Dove White." Appropriate cursing ensues.

She painted this picture of me a very long time ago when I was cute and didn't have a bulbous nose jetting out of my head; scaring children and making security guards nervous. Just look at me. I'm STILL a smug-ass dickhead. Look at that idiot smile. Look at that fucking stupid face. Nice picture though...

Grandma has a way with taking her time on a piece. This one took her a few weeks, I think. I remember her cheerful reaction to "how the colors turned out." This was painted during one of her famous frustrated "if-I-play-this-for-one-more-minute-I-will-burn-down-this-house-in-anger" game pauses. This one was Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.

And this is a picture Grandma painted of her daughter Diane. This is a big ass picture near the desk. Looking at me. Watching me, everywhere I go. Try creating a site called "Old Grandma Hardcore" and laughing with your friends "Hey I made I site about Grandma! ...I know! She IS like that!!" with this hanging over your shoulder. This was one of the first paintings Grandma ever painted. She had a thing for oils, I guess.

--More coming tonight!!--