Grandma's Playing Outlaw Golf 2
So here is some sample dialogue of Grandma and I as she plays tour mode of Outlaw Golf 2:
"G- [While choosing the costume for her player] Jesus Christ! Look what she's wearing! Her ass is hanging out!"
"G- Fuck! You hit the ball 10 feet and the asshole rolls 26 feet! You see that shit?"
"M- Yeah, it was... close."
"G- Shit, you see what I mean about that wind? You could be out in fuckin Timbuktoo you hit it anywhere near the pin."
"G- No, no no no no, too far dummy. Yeah, I knew you were going to roll way off."
"G- How the fuck do you get it to drop by the pin and stay there?"
"M- You hit the bottom of the ball"
"G- The bottom? How do I do that?"
"M- [showing her which thumbstick to use] Here, like-"
"G- No! If you show me you'll just take credit when I win."
"M- Well, you came close to getting an ace..."
"G- I'm not playing fucking horseshoes, Tim."
"G- That's a bunch of shit. [watching ghostball projection] How the hell did I end up way over there?"
"G- [on listening to the soundtrack] Did he say 'ghetto youth?' I don't understand rap most of the time. I don't know what the hell they're saying!"