[Monday] SMAGGS #2: Kingdom Hearts
Again, this is something Grandma played, I did not. She wants to get Kingdom Hearts 2 because she says she "LOVES Kingdom Hearts!" I have come to learn that either acceptance or rejection of this game segregates you into two warring tribes. Either you love it, or you wish it would just fucking die. I never played it. I'm like the boring guy in the middle spouting hateful rhetoric such as "Meh..." and "Didn't play it yet, no comment....." Grandma, like many others in her tribe; believes such apathy towards Kingdom Hearts to be prophetic of a miserable life filled with depression and tragedy. To be successful, you MUST get this game.
I remember watching her play it and thinking.... "this isn't really Final Fantasy, don't let it trick you..." Grandma bought into it hook, line, and sinker. She really enjoyed it. Here's what I remember:
"It's GOOFY!!! That's cool! Yay!!"
"It's DONALD!!!!! Why is HE here? NEAT!"
"It's that EVIL CHICK!!! Sweet!!!"
"..........................................AERIS?! WHAT THE FUCK??"
[Stay Tuned Tomorrow To See If Batman DIES!!]