Grandma Versus World Championship Poker
Character - "I fold! Tee hee!"
Grandma - "I don't have SHIT. Fuck it."
Character - "All in!"
Grandma - "I'm not letting you buy me out, you fucker."
Apparently one of the online game types allow people to enter games randomly when someone leaves, so the game could theoretically go on forever. After the initial "where the hell did these people come from?" Grandma makes her own commentary on their fashion.
"Look at this guy!!"
"What the hell? Tim! Check out this chick!! HA!!!"
I swear to god, if I hear "player checks.....player checks.....player checks....." one more time, the speakers will meet an untimely end at the hands of a late night session with a high powered magnet. We're going to get some new games later, oh yes. It's going to be today.
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