Grandma Versus The Bargain Bin
Grandma goes through withdrawal when she's away from that used game barrel-o-classics section, man. Oh, the time-honored cliche "you know when I was a kid, we got one thing for Christmas- a winter coat! You spoiled little bastards..." is repeated often by the old girl. So now, if it's under twenty bucks and she wants it, she spits in the face of traditional hardiness and senior budgeting habits and buys:Medal of Honor: Frontline, and Medal of Honor: Rising Sun! I guess talking about her childhood makes her want to re-live World War II, only in the form of a physically adept middle aged man. Who am I to question that? The only thing to figure out now is which one of us is German, which one of us is Japanese, and which one of us will inevitably say: "...you know Grandpa trained with an M1 Garand back in the day..." to which the other will respond: "....shut up." I'll let you guess who says what.
Thank you bargain bin! Thank you.
--Update: Welcome Slashdot Readers!
When one's Grandma is posted on the world's greatest tech site, one hopes it's not because you posted her name and address somewhere under the headline "Cruel And Heartless Old Despot Swears Allegiance to Luddite Followers; Declares Sid Meier 'An Admirable Nemesis'"
Luckily that isn't the case here.
If it's your first time here, you should check out The First Post
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Video 1 [WMV; 01:51; 6mb]
Video 2 [WMV; 0:45; 1.41mb]
Video 3 [WMV; 01:43; 4.54mb]
More updates on the way...--
Thank you bargain bin! Thank you.
--Update: Welcome Slashdot Readers!
When one's Grandma is posted on the world's greatest tech site, one hopes it's not because you posted her name and address somewhere under the headline "Cruel And Heartless Old Despot Swears Allegiance to Luddite Followers; Declares Sid Meier 'An Admirable Nemesis'"
Luckily that isn't the case here.
If it's your first time here, you should check out The First Post
and
Video 1 [WMV; 01:51; 6mb]
Video 2 [WMV; 0:45; 1.41mb]
Video 3 [WMV; 01:43; 4.54mb]
More updates on the way...--
18 Comments:
At 4:35 PM, Anonymous said…
If she hasn't played this she should start with Frontline. I didn't like Rising Sun to much.
Oh, and get her Conker if she hasn't played it yet.
At 4:38 PM, Anonymous said…
I just got introduced to your blog about your Grandma.
She rocks, I love her, I am a female gamer and most people just don't get why.
Cx
At 8:46 PM, Ozark said…
Ever thought about getting Grandma online playing Socom2. Love to see here effing and cursing at the lag and bad hit detection, plus she could vent on the head set.
Also, How about a Grandma game review section?
Love the blog. Keep up the excellent work.
At 10:54 PM, Anonymous said…
Has your grandma ever tackled Ninja Gaiden for X-Box, if she got frustrated by Prince of Persia, man Ninja Gaiden will cause brain hemmorages.
At 11:44 PM, Anonymous said…
haha your granny goes off. tell her i tip my hat to her, and hope im still gaming when im her age! :D
At 12:01 AM, Anonymous said…
your post was at 4:20 pm /. wuz here
At 6:27 AM, Anonymous said…
You have the BEST grandma ever. That is all.
By the way, this got posted on Ars Technica. Expect your traffic to skyrocket.
At 6:47 AM, onu said…
I don't know if your grandmother is the first senior to play games of the hardcore variety, but I do know she's the first gamer to ever sucker someone else into writing her gaming 'blog for her. I want to be just like her when I grow up. Except maybe the gender... That can stay... Assuming it continues to work out for me for the next couple decades.
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous said…
Oh god, ninja gaiden, if she is having trouble with prince of persia dont let her near that game!
At 5:17 PM, Anonymous said…
Sphinx and the cursed mummy is FUN and will give OGHC a break from the spires and turrets of the hapless half-nekkid self-skewring time-warpin prince o persia
At 9:42 PM, Anonymous said…
Screw Slashdot, the greatest tech site is Digg.com!! Digg had Old Grandma Hardcore two weeks ago. Slashdot is old gen. Digg is the new gen. Drop /.
At 12:46 AM, Anonymous said…
Love the site, and your Grandmother. Respect the elderly indeed. They'll dance on your grave.
As an aside, since you've been slashdotted, you might do well to make torrents of the videos or something...your .edu may not appreciate the load. Just a thought, which you've probably got covered. I'd just hate for anyone to not be able to catch those wmvs. :P
At 1:54 AM, Anonymous said…
Hands down.
Most bad-ass grandma ever.
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At 5:08 AM, Anonymous said…
any chance of getting the videos in a more, er, open and standard format? .wmv doesn't like much other than windows.
.ogm and .avi using divx codec or the like would be cool
At 2:55 AM, Anonymous said…
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