Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Grandma Is Fucking Excited!

Over the past few weeks Grandma has had her eye on a game coming out in 2006, and she would like to share with the rest of the class. Today she saw some videos, she saw some screenshots, and by God she's fucking ready to enact one man's journey through the destruction of Ventura Blvd. with a shotgun and some fire. That game, my friends, is American McGee's Bad Day LA.

Let's face it, when Tom Petty, The Doors and Bob Seger all like the same place, something horrible is bound to happen to it. Here's the video that made Grandma so excited, and this is a woman who refused to see Serenity with the rest of us because she didn't watch Firefly; so if this can make her hands shake and her lips dry like she just noticed your baggie of coke- its got to be interesting.

"That's fucking COOL! ...Tim, we have to get this."

Even better, it's coming out for XBox as well, so she won't have the same Keyboard:MurderYourFamily association she had playing Alice.

2006 just got even sweeter for Grandma.

--More on the way!--

13 Comments:

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    off topic.. but oh dear, Serenity...

    i cried. big time. *sniffles*

     
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    That looks... wtf is that green smoke?

     
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    Ok, this is a must buy for Winston!

     
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    Oh my. To steal the line from that kid at the end of The Incredibles:

    That was AWESOME!

    Thanks for putting this on my radar. Now I'm just hoping that our "friends" Jack and Hillary don't get anything enacted that will stop it from being released and that it's for the XBox and not the XBox 360 as I won't be getting one for quite awhile.

     
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    Bad Day L.A. looks AWESOME!!!!!!! I actually saw it previewed on Xplay, HA! Looks sooooooooooo so, so so gooooooood!

     
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    LOL. At the official site in the information section the Game Overview says "gameplay so simple and fun that even your grandmother could play it". That's funny... :)

     
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