Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Grandma Wins At Bingo- Paypal No Longer Needed! Kickass!

We did it! Check out the math: With all the generous donations you gave us plus the proceeds from the quite awesome Fatal Frame II auction on eBay, we have $236.30 net, after all the fees are taken out. Now we can add $150 of "Dirty Sin Money" that Grandma gave us after a lucky night of Bingo at the local religious establishment hideout. That brings us to a grand total of $386.00, motherfucker!! Woo hoo! That means we can buy the camera, the camera from B&H that is cheaper than the one at Wal Mart, the camera that is Sony, the camera that will bring laughter to the hearts of thousands of internet folk all around the world, the camera!!

Wait, what? ....Out of Stock? WHY DID THEY CAPITALIZE THE WORD STOCK?? What the fuck?!

Alright, let's try somethin' else....

YES!! 47th Street Photo! I knew I could count on you! We can finally hide that stupid Paypal button somewhere underneath the underbelly of the blog, I can stop asking for money like it's the first of the month, we can all breath easier knowing there is going to be some more funny ass shit coming soon, we have a copy of "Predator: Concrete Jungle," her eyes are on God of War and Geist, and all is good in the world because you held my hand. Fuck yeah! Thanks Haley Joel Osment! God bless your fucked up android little self! Grandma's winnings put us just over the limit. To everyone who donated: ROCK ON! To everyone who bid on the eBay auction: HELL YEAH! To everybody who didn't give us anything but kept on reading: We love you guys too!! Thanks everybody!

Let's bring on the funny!


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