Grandma Is An Artist, Bitch!
She painted this picture of me a very long time ago when I was cute and didn't have a bulbous nose jetting out of my head; scaring children and making security guards nervous. Just look at me. I'm STILL a smug-ass dickhead. Look at that idiot smile. Look at that fucking stupid face. Nice picture though...
Grandma has a way with taking her time on a piece. This one took her a few weeks, I think. I remember her cheerful reaction to "how the colors turned out." This was painted during one of her famous frustrated "if-I-play-this-for-one-more-minute-I-will-burn-down-this-house-in-anger" game pauses. This one was Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.
And this is a picture Grandma painted of her daughter Diane. This is a big ass picture near the desk. Looking at me. Watching me, everywhere I go. Try creating a site called "Old Grandma Hardcore" and laughing with your friends "Hey I made I site about Grandma! ...I know! She IS like that!!" with this hanging over your shoulder. This was one of the first paintings Grandma ever painted. She had a thing for oils, I guess.
--More coming tonight!!--