Grandma Has Destroyed Conker: Live and Reloaded

This game was a lot of fun, or as Grandma put it "Crash Bandicoot with drinking!" Given it's XBox Live capabilities, it's surely a keeper. The voices were well done; although there was a whole lot of dirty words- and Grandma just hates motherfucking dirty ass words damn. The only thing she really struggled with was the combat; or- lack thereof.

When she started shooting things; she was spot on- but running up to something, hitting it with a club and hoping its counter attack doesn't take off two bars of chocolate plants a little buzzer in the back of Grandma's neck that makes her yell once and a while for no reason at all.

She made me proud, though. She got the scene-by scene parodies of Saving Private Ryan; The Matrix (the good one, not the shitty other two); Aliens; Star Wars; A Clockwork Orange (my personal favorite) and just a hint of The Godfather to make it one of those games you watch and wonder "where have I seen this before?" She didn't just laugh because the cutscenes were funny; she got them. For example: at the end one must battle a grown up xenomorph, or "Alien" if you will. A yellow suit appears during the cutscene- Grandma immediately quips without any help from James Cameron "Oh! Sigourney Weaver kills the queen with the LOADING SUIT! I should get that!!!"

After it was all over; she made me dig up our trusty old VHS copy of Aliens to watch some little girl kidnappin', Bill Paxton killin', Mad About You hatin', Bishop impalin' motherfucking ALIENS get the smackdown by the Ghostbustin' Weaver herself. It's funny what you get out of a game sometimes.

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