Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Gamer Grandma Video #8: God of War

We have a new camera, Grandma has a new game, you get a new video!

[WMV; 02:00; 5.17mb]

This is Grandma's new challenge, so stay tuned this week for updates on her epic struggle against the omnipotent forces of the holy sepulcher. Or Greeks. Whichever is more violent.

Anyway, rock on!

--More updates coming this week... Grandma's Crazy Music... Grandma Censors Herself For The Greater Good... etc.,...Thanks for the comments and e-mails! Grandma loves ya!--


  • At 10:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hah, awesome. Nice new camera, we can actually hear her, now :D

    I must get God of War one day...

  • At 11:30 PM, Blogger Ozark said…

    he doesn't really need two cameras to capture the feed of what she is doing on screen. You can capture what is on the TV direct to a PC video card with the right setup.

    Although what would be cool is just watching the onscreen action and then hearing Grandma in the background... watching the onscreen character die to noise of aaaawww fuck.. lol

  • At 11:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    my night is much better.

  • At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm sure she got past it already, but you just have to hold R2 in front of the box (until he goes back all the way with his groan) and kick the fucker. I think it takes only 6 arrows for the archers to break the box, so use the other boxes for cover.

    Oh, and for button-mashing mini-games (the Circle button specifically against the Kraken and Minotaurs), I had to take my right hand off the controller, and jab Circle with the point of my index finger like crazy. It didn't work with my holding the controller like normal and mashing Circle with my thumb.

    I think you can jump into bed with the womens after the Kraken. Let us know if it can be done and what Grandma thinks of it. :-)

  • At 1:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yay! she'll love this game, and believe me it gets harder and harder the further you get. ^_^

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