Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Fuck yes




There was maybe about 30 people when we got there tonight; about a hundred or so when we left.

Also: there was Eric. Eric was dressed as a banana for some inexplicable reason; defying the art of logic in a Dada like display of neo-post-absurdist joy.


He was cool.

Game on!

38 Comments:

  • At 1:07 AM, Anonymous Carl said…

    Hopefully mine comes in the mail today/this afternoon. I ordered it back before the cut-off and EBgames said it would be delivered on the street date. We can only hope!

    My entire 360 friends list is playing it. Arrggghh.

    Go Grandma!

     
  • At 4:48 AM, Blogger Alco said…

    I have to wait until my exams are over... in a month :'(

    Anyway, when Grandma will emerged of her GTA marathon she should give us her impressions.

    Have fun Grandma ;)

     
  • At 8:52 AM, Blogger Blair, Jess & Sam :) said…

    Yeah, let us know how Grandma like it! I am reluctant to buy it. I'm sick of the same old crap. I have a feeling it's the same game just will tiny changes just like the rest of them. BORING! Maybe I'm wrong though, let us know!!!

     
  • At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Richard said…

    That's weird. I was watching my friend play GTA4 today and he bumped into a guy as he was walking down the street, and the guy yelled, "I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS!!!" And now your banana-suited friend...

    I've been meaning to do this forever. Back in the days of the original XBox, my gamertag was MechaSlinky and I had added Grandma to the list. I sold the XBox and then years later, I got a 360. I was unable to recover my old gamertag, so I made a new one. Effin Bear.

    I figured Grandma's list is probably completely full, and I thought if one of those slots is being taken up by MechaSlinky, she should go ahead and get rid of that. Then she can add whoever she likes in its place, like, say, I don't know, something sort of along the lines of Effin Bear, maybe?

    If she wants, of course. I'm not going to be devastated or anything if I never get to add her to my list, it would just be pretty cool.

     
  • At 3:48 PM, Blogger Gamer Named Tim said…

    Yay for Grandma!

    Perfect chance to mingle with fellow gamers!

    Hope she loves it! I'd love to see some videos of her action with it!

    ...Well, if time permits.

    GAME ON!

     
  • At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    GO GRANDMA!

    GAME ON, GIRL!!!

    And Eric? It was peanut butter jelly time for Eric!!! :D xD

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Humberto said…

    Hello Grandma and Tim Im glad that Grandma got GTA4 ! I will pass the main missions first and then go online . Hope its like Saints Row online ! By the way has she played Patapon or God Of War for the PSP ? But what ever hope to see a video soon !

     
  • At 10:36 PM, Anonymous Jerry said…

    grandma is a pimp

     
  • At 5:45 AM, Blogger Guernican said…

    Can Grandma suggest any useful excuses I can give my girlfriend for why I won't be seeing much of her over the next few weeks?

     
  • At 7:10 AM, OpenID alleyezonmehh said…

    Whoooa! WE got it too!

    what is grandmas xbox name?

     
  • At 3:46 PM, Blogger Trevor said…

    At 5:45 AM, Blogger Guernican said…

    Can Grandma suggest any useful excuses I can give my girlfriend for why I won't be seeing much of her over the next few weeks?

    Um...you're beating up hookers for pocket money?

     
  • At 5:57 PM, Blogger Valke said…

    At least Grandma won't be bored anymore!

    Personally I probably won't be picking up the game, at least not right away. I've got way too many backlogged games as it is.

     
  • At 10:03 AM, Blogger Jamie said…

    Awesome I picked it up on release date as well but in the afternoon so what does grandma think of the game?So far its really good and its really impressive how realistic the game is such as when I run someone over the blood splats over the parts of the car and when your car you can see the heatwave and such.The online is great fun too I had a few helicopter fights with my friends online its a shame you can go into the aeroplanes mind.

    Jamie

     
  • At 10:22 AM, Blogger Maharet said…

    my gaming pals keep telling me i should get this game, but i'm still not convinced. i haven't read a review that has enticed me enough. k... i haven't read any reviews... no time, but still i was never much of a fan to begin with.

    i'll wait for your review grams. if you like it... you just may be the one to convince me. course, no pressure... lol :)

     
  • At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I really want to see a video of her playing the game. See if she's as ruthless to innocent people in the game as some of my friends.

     
  • At 6:37 AM, Anonymous Braujo said…

    I can't wait to play this game! I got my Special Edition copy a few weeks ago and I'm itching to play it! But I have my current game left to finish first...

    GAME ON!

     
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  • At 5:20 PM, Anonymous Sora said…

    Oh fuck!

    I spent money on a PS2 and Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 but then.. oh yes I forgot to buy.. the new GTA.

    But don't you worry, I'll beat Kingdom Hearts, trade the first one in for GTA IV, play it and trade it back for Kingdom Hearts 1 (hey I like a collection) then buy GTA IV when I get the chance.

    Sounds confusing.. but.. it's the ol' switcharoo.

     
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  • At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Christopher said…

    gta IV was far to easy i think. still awesome online :)
    but i gots a ps3 there really good
    good gaming oghc

    :)

    much love from holland
    xxxx

     
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    The spam-bots have soiled this comment section! Where are you Tim?! Lol. Seriously, we'd all love to see an update. We miss you guys! ^_^

     
  • At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    make a video how she plays gta4! it will be super

     
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  • At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Grandma should wash her hair

     
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  • At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Love Text Messages said…

    I also have to wait until my exams :(

     
  • At 5:34 AM, Anonymous Motorcycle Clothing said…

    Hey from where u got that costume, it looks nice on you and what about grand maa?Have you bought 1 pair for her?

     
  • At 7:46 AM, Anonymous Motorcycle Jackets said…

    Hey nice get up Eric, seems to be going in costume party lolz.....

     
  • At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Cubs Tickets said…

    Funny pictures lol :D

     
  • At 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Eric is full of win!

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Anonymous rusty said…

    You are my favorite grandma in the whole world and I don't even know you! Word!!!

     
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