Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Friday, October 14, 2005

We Are Making Jack Thompson's Game

We need your help. We have the basic structure and script down, but everything is better when the community gets involved.

Here it is, the text based game script taken from the violent, sinful style of the classic game "Zork."

Download it. Modify it. Change it up, make it yours; we'll have an entire collection of Zork Thompson scripts to use in the final adaptation of this fucker's proposal.

This is made in the defense of game designers, game publishers, game technicians, and gamers themselves.

Let's make this game.

11 Comments:

  • At 6:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    THAT WAS FUCKING SWEET! There are some unanswered questions, though- like what happens if you decide to murder the Circuit City manager.

    You guys rock ;)

     
  • At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    See, that's where we come in! We're like the OGHC um.. QC people!

     
  • At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Pablo said…

    has grandma ever played Doom 3?
    just curious...and yea, i'm new to this blog.

     
  • At 7:38 PM, Anonymous steph said…

    BRILLIANT!!!!

     
  • At 8:20 PM, Anonymous Dustin said…

    Hey guys, thought you might appreciate this!

    http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=12259

     
  • At 9:25 PM, Anonymous rpm said…

    way to go.

    And if he ever coughs it up, IMHO it should go to EFF. Make him pay for others going after him and his ilk.

     
  • At 11:40 PM, Blogger HandOverFist said…

    Too much think...me want kill. Me play violent games. kill kill kill!

     
  • At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Toxicsh0ck said…

    Good god, just had an awful flashback to visual basic and c++ days. ack! game looks terrific though. Just find someone whos good at coding!

    GAME ON GRANDMA!~

     
  • At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Blue said…

    Oh my god, that was hilarious. ::applauds loudly::

    [English Major Note]
    Just watch out for correct usage of "you're" and "your."
    [/English Major Note]

    ::big hugs:: I cannot wait until that stupid motherfucker gets a load of it. BEEEEEAUTY! ::grin::

    GAME ON!

    -A!

     
  • At 8:14 AM, Anonymous rpm said…

    Actually toxicsh0ck, since it's a text adventure game, you don't even need coders. It can be written for a ZMachine, which plays Zork compatible (compatible, not like) games. It also has the benefit of being portable across everything from Windows to Mac to Palm

     
  • At 3:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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