Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Video 25: Grandma plays Dead Space

A couple things about this one: first, it's dark. This is how Grandma insists on playing it (she was the same way about the Fatal Frame series). Second: I noticed she's sporting the Left 4 Dead 2 shirt she scored from PAX :)

Try as I might to get her to use the saw in a more, say.. practical manner, she gets by just shooting the holy hell out of everything until she has nothing left in her inventory. So, her equipment upgrades are a bit lacking. She just got the Level 4 suit at the end of chapter 9 (that's where she is in the video).

But it's not like I can talk. I can't help her in Dead Space. I'm really quite horrible myself.

Thank you again to Ian for the incredible game. Grandma's very near the end of the story on Normal mode, and, per your suggestion, she's going to take a crack at a greater difficulty.

With the lights on, maybe.

Game on!

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    yay!

     
  • At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At 6:31 PM, Anonymous get info here said…

    hahaha! i used to play that game before. grandma is really awesome. :-)

     
  • At 6:35 PM, Anonymous dves said…

    wow! grandma really enjoying her life before the day she wait is over. keep it up grandma.

     
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  • At 7:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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    The ending to this video was amazing. "Fuck! I did it!" xD
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  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Blue said…

    Oh man, such a familiar scenario... I watched Brian play through Dead Space (since, frankly, I'm a super scaredycat wuss who self-identifies with game characters too much - to the point when scary movies or books don't faze me but I FREAK OUT at games), and man, that Ripper. Used that thing like a surgeon. A horrible, demented surgeon. But those hideous baby critters! How much of a pain in the ass are THEY! And then they have those little worm things that are even smaller and harder to hit! ARGH.

    But yeah. The art direction in that game is top notch. Many props to Ian Millham, especially for recognizing that Grandma is awesome and needed a copy ;)

    Hugs and all the best to you guys - GAME ON!

    -A!

     
  • At 11:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    From a Grandma (71) who plays World of Warcraft, you rock. I just bought a new gaming computer to handle my addiction. Along with headset and Razor mouse. I can't remember all the buttons on the Xbox controller and the GK's holler at me when I don't go in the right direction, but I'm 90% from being a leverl 80 and have beat them at WOW. Good gaming to you.

     
  • At 7:46 PM, Anonymous LCD TV Guy said…

    That's pretty funny! More power to her

     
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    that's really cool grandma.

     
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  • At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I want to wish Grandma a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year. Game On! Grandma

     
  • At 4:00 AM, Blogger * said…

    Make a new video..miss u guys

     
  • At 3:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I hope everything is ok with grandma I haven't seen her on the PS3 so hope all is well. Keep us posted.

     
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    This granma I've known so far is very diffirent to other grandmas around the world.

     
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  • At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Spaz said…

    Daym. I wish my gramma played games instead of just sitting there and pooping in her diaper.

     
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    hahah. that's funny Spaz.. my grandma is now 90 but still kicking and so alive but don't know how to play that thing. :-)

     
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    She plays it EXACTLY like my friend, Marcin. :)

     
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