Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Souless And Uncaring Hospital: Meet Psychonauts

Grandma is going to be kept over this weekend because they won't do the heart catheter until Monday. She's bored out of her mind.

Mark and Kim (family) are trying to arrange a television cart to be brought in so her many requests for Psychic Battle can be fulfilled. I'll bring up the XBox when I leave here in a minute. She feels that a God Mode victory in God of War is not suited for painkillers. It awaits her return.

We might have major news coming today, something unrelated to Grandma's fascinating trip down "ScarethefuckoutofTimandgotothehospital" Lane. Something good. A nice change of pace, god dammit!

When this is over Monday I am going to sleep. Chances are that little beeping noise the heart monitor makes will be in my dreams then too.


--Thank's for your patience, everybody. Grandma loves your letters and e-mails and e-cards. Today she told me "Make sure you thank everybody for me- I mean it, put something on the site letting them know I actually read their e-mails! Just tell them thanks." I'd tell you to send flowers but she would just use them to get into the Graveyard in Psychonauts, or possibly brandish them as a weapon with some pollen-based Bio attack inflicting 2000HP and a Hyper status in some other game. She's creative, but don't waste your flowers, she'll be out soon anyway! Thanks everybody!--


  • At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Poor Grandma. :( Hospitals always freak me out, and I always feel sicker when visiting one. I hope she gets better soon and this has no long-lasting effects.

    And, hey! That's great! I was beginning to worry I'd beat Psychonauts before Grandma due to this, but now I can rest assured I'll be getting my ass kicked by her. ;) At least I can enjoy my small lead before that, I suppose.

    Get better soon! :)

  • At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Get better Grandma!

  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger CtrlAltDelete said…

    ko- Grandma just called me to find one of her GameFAQs printouts in a part where she's stuck. If we work together, maybe you can overtake the lead :)

    Max - Grandma appreciates the love, dude. Almost as much as she appreciated God of War. Almost. Thanks, man.

    elgato- Well, then Grandma loves the State of Texas! She's always wanted to go to Corpus Christi and see the birds on S. Padre Is., we might make a road trip down there next spring.

  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger Jesse said…

    Make sure you make videos of grandma when she does the last level of Psychonauts. I predict loads of foul language.

  • At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i love you grandma get well soon rosie

  • At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Get well soon, Grandma!

  • At 6:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Love you grandma! Get well soon and get the fuck out of there!!!

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