Old Grandma Hardcore

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Of thy sins shall I wash thee..

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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Video 27: Grandma plays Skyrim

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Friday, January 21, 2011

It's been a long time, stranger!

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Well... shit. I suppose I should tell you right now: it's my fault. I haven't posted close to a year now. There really isn't...
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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Grandma is seriously pissed off today

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Right, so... This kind of post doesn't happen very often. Grandma has her regular bookmarks on her Firefox toolbar that she clicks throu...
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Video 26: Grandma plays Final Fantasy XIII

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Filmed yesterday, so it gives you a good idea of how far in she is on her first playthrough. She's still learning strategy, so if you ...
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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Grandma's playing Final Fantasy XIII

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Final Fantasy XIII has been the focus of Grandma's anticipation since 2006. Whenever a game she played didn't quite pass muster or...
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

We did something horrible and wonderful today.

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I want you to picture yourself at a department store. You're slightly depressed. You figure a little shopping therapy will do you some...
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Monday, February 01, 2010

Happy Birthday, Grandma!

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On February 1st, 1936, Grandma probably wasn't thinking about Final Fantasy XIII. She wasn't anticipating BioShock 2 or Mass Effec...
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Video 25: Grandma plays Dead Space

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A couple things about this one: first, it's dark. This is how Grandma insists on playing it (she was the same way about the Fatal Fram...
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Sunday, November 01, 2009

EA's Ian Milham gives Grandma the gift of awesomeness

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In yet another puzzling roadblock for Grandma's quest to answer "Who the fuck am I ?", Ian Milham, art director of Dead Space,...
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Video 24: Grandma plays Brutal Legend

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I'd say never so much before has a game made Grandma squeal with joy whilst simultaneously pissing her off, but you know that's not ...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Helter Skelter

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Grandma has been enjoying the hell out of Beatles Rock Band on her PS3. We're poor, so she bought one of those value-deal type thingie...
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

PAX 2009: Holy Shit

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Our plane just landed back in Cleveland a little while ago. Businessmen and tourists have the luxury of West to East jet-lag that allows the...
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